The owner of the Titanic said, “Not even God can sink this ship.” and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, “I do not need Jesus.” Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, “May God accompany you.” Ironically she replied, “In the trunk because he does not fit here.” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of Jesus, reblog. thebribery: badcheetah: expressn0timpress: woah mom told me about this… I’m pretty sure trunks of cars don’t hit first in most accidents. That’s how it normally goes, not even if you’re a non-believer because TRUNKS ARE IN THE FUCKING BACK PART OF CARS, GODDAMMIT!!! (Source: shortyyovoxo)

The owner of the Titanic said, “Not even God can sink this ship.” and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, “I do not need Jesus.” Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, “May God accompany you.” Ironically she replied, “In the trunk because he does not fit here.” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of Jesus, reblog.

thebribery:

badcheetah:

expressn0timpress:

woah

mom told me about this…

I’m pretty sure trunks of cars don’t hit first in most accidents. That’s how it normally goes, not even if you’re a non-believer because TRUNKS ARE IN THE FUCKING BACK PART OF CARS, GODDAMMIT!!!

(Source: shortyyovoxo)

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